Friday, June 11, 2021

Worst Song Titles (In My Future Lyric Collection)

"Ain't going to do you wrong 'cause I don't wanna do you right"

"When you left you forgot your dog, and that too high a price to pay."

"My car may not look like much, but it doesn't think much of you either"

"Can't lose my heart if I don't remember where I left it"

"Wading through the river of my thoughts"

"Darkness is always just on the horizon."

"Trading my dreams for a moment . . . "

"If love costs a dime, what can I get for a nickel?"

"Do you ever dream about dreaming?"

"If my life is a vehicle, it's on fire and I can't find a hose."

"Discarding the baggage of my life."

"Harold had a crayon, I've got a crowbar"

"Trading it all for a glass that never goes dry"

"Taking the first train heading toward Dixie"

"I'm confident that the road to unending joy winds through your eyes"

"My love life is muddier than the Mississippi"

"Pretty sure my pet duck is funnier than you"

"How about we go insane together?"

"Focusing on the pretty, no thoughts for anything else"

"Hopping To The Oldies"

"What do you see when you close your eyes?"

"Flights of fancy, roads to nowhere"

"Vans, cans, and pretty sands" 

"Let's tumble together into memory lane"

"Taking the First Step to Paradise"

"Purple pogo sticks, two goldfish, and a Siamese cat waiting on the sun"

"Trying to put the lid back on the jug of our love" (Country Hit)

"Monday evenings, dirty windows, and thoughts that never die"

"Who hears the last notes of the night?"

"Flames or Games?"

"Watching the embers die"

"Are memories the currency of life?"

"Don't!"

"Exploring the Mystery of Symmetry"

"If you're going to take my stuff, please don't leave the dog"

"Looking for a can opener at 3 AM"

"Naming my trash can after you"

"I'd run barefoot, (if I could still run . . . )"

"Crying in the night (But not on my favorite pillow)"

"Looking but not Seeing"

"The thread of life goes through your heart"

"My hopes are dropping faster than leaves in October"

"Who tells the last firefly goodnight?" 

What do you think - any possible hit songs in this list?